did-you-kno:

Whale poop is a main ingredient in the most expensive perfumes.
Source

did-you-kno:

Whale poop is a main ingredient in the most expensive perfumes.

Source

— 5 hours ago with 1829 notes
awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

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— 5 hours ago with 234926 notes

facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

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— 4 days ago with 126482 notes
mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

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— 4 days ago with 511427 notes

hotdog-ouroboros:

thank you, giant cynical owl

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— 4 days ago with 86925 notes
lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

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— 4 days ago with 276362 notes